jodi-ism

Jodi walks into Hickory Farms to look at gift baskets. She is confused because, in stead of the normal collection of cheese and sausages, all that Jodi can see are cookies and crackers.

 

Jodi: Where are the cheese and sausages?

Man: We don't carry cheese and sausage.

Jodi: Sure you do, you always have them in gift boxes.

Man: … Lady, this is Pepperage Farm, not Hickory Farms.

Jodi: Never mind.

 

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